I know Christmas isn't exactly here yet.

But it's the time to buy and wrap presents.

Now, you dun have to exactly wrap the present in such a nice manner.

I guess it's okay if you leave some strings untied, some ribbons unmade.

It's the thought that counts, isn't it?

Anyway at the end of the day, we'll unwrap the presents and reveal what's inside.

What toys will you be receiving?

Here, Mr. Black poses a few excellent gifts for your male counterparts.

They are simple, elegant and apt.

Here goes.

First up, we have Cologne. Well, it doesn't have to be expensive to be nice-smelling. If you are still not convinced, click the link above to check out the different types of established brands and their recommendations. Not everybody smells like a boss with Hugo Boss, and a bad cologne as a present undoubtedly ends up as a, hmmm well, paperweight on the table if the smell and flavor is not to the liking of the person. (Cologne is not like wine; it smells sour with age.) Make sure you know what the person receiving the gift likes beforehand, and be ready to come up with an explanation if you are taking a huge detour off his usual style. Whatever you do, dun make him smell like a moose with musk.

Recommendation Stars: 3 (out of 5) ONLY if you know what he likes.


If you are feeling particularly rich, and if your friend/soulmate is a technogadgetic freakamaniac, then maybe you can try buying the latest technical hardware for him. By this, I do not imply things like the harddisk and RAM. By this, I do imply gadgets such as the new Xbox 360 (currently not in SG, only launching in 2th March 2006), the O2 Xda Exec (for sale I think at an exhorbitant price of round 2K in SG) or even the pretty outdated Ipod Nano.

Xbox 360. Hmmm looks pretty impressive, but I shall be contented with my only pathetic game console, the authentic must-stand-like-PS2-on-its-side Playstation 1. Somehow when I raise it to stand on its side, the disc spins. Dun ask me why.

Wow big picture. No la, its the phone that is big. Wun work for me either coz I still prefer to use pen and paper for an organizer. A 2K PDA is essentially out of bounds for me. Oh yah, and it doesn't help when one of your friend owns it (Just kidding).

Recommendation Stars: 1.5 - 2 (IF you had just won the lottery with 4,8,15,16,23,42. Sorry it's an insider LOST joke.)

What do Mr. Black want for Christmas?

Make a guess.

Okay, the clue is you dun have to wrap it nicely. Serious.

Still dun get it? Ok, here's the picture.

Hey hey, before you think that I am some kinda pervertic schizophrenic freak with a fetish for red ribbons, here's where I got them from.

Perfectly decent stuff alright. FHM Norway rocks. (Click the word for the video link. Relax, it is NOT porn). Hell, if someone drops such presents in my socks, or pants if my socks are not big enough, I might even consider accepting.

Now I know why Santa lives near there. Kinky.

Mr Black is a current undergraduate who resides in Singapore. This blog is a non-whimsical reflection of his life and the society in which he lives in at large.

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