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Monday, December 12, 2005
Alrite... I knew I kinda run out of ideas of things to write. The following is an interesting article entitled "100 things you need to know about women" extracted from Maxim Dec 2005. Was reading thru' and yep some of the things are really quite true and interesting. Here are the best of the 100... Guys listen up...- The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turn-off in the world. Ouch.
- Girls who say, "I love sports!" are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, whithout specifying which game they're talking about, are not.
- A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany and Co than a $500 gift from a no-name store. Why? Cos her friends will ask where she got it.
- A study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200 years.
- "If I give you my my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is to desperate, Thursday is too late." -- coming from a woman
- The average women kisses 79 men before getting married.
- Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you'll be a friend forever.
- Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the ten.
- The most painless way to end an arguement: Let her win.
- More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.
- When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
- If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.
- Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately 1 to 3 sticks per year. Eeee.
- Women dream of one day peeing in a urinal.
- It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.
- If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her. But that doesn't mean she doesn't care about someone else's opinion.
- Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a 5-star hotel. Everywhere else they're hovering above the toilet in a squat. (Wow, I didn't know that)
- The minute she decides she's even mildy interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids will look like and imagining her first name with your last. (That's scary)
- Buying a present for your girl? She'll hate it if she finds out you took along another girl to help pick it out.
- On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.
- Breast augmentation has grown by 257% since 1997. The most popular cup size is C.
- The average woman owns 8 bras and wears each one 5 times before washing. (Hmmm...)
- Every woman is self-conscious about her arse. Tell her you love her arse and you'll see it more often.
- At least one of her friends want to sleep with you. (Care to say who?)
- She likes one of your friends. (Ok, I take the last comment back)
- All women think they are smarter than their partners in some significant way.
- Any good woman will tell you, honesty is NOT always the best policy.
- Ugly girls like to hang out with hot girls cos it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.
- It's not only you who fantasises. She might be thinking of someone else when she's in bed with you too.
- You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is 5. Which really means about 12. Ouch.
Hey I started with an ouch and ended with an ouch again. These are probably some of the things a guy should know (of course not all are true) in order to better understand the workings of a female brain.
Piece of advise to the readers (whom I believe are predominatly males): Women are smart creatures; they can as easily bend and break you as you thought you can as easily manipulate them. Learn to respect women.
N Black Sey @
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